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Escape the Christmas madness & the traffic, try new things, things that definitely aren't on the menu at home, don't be shy, get in touch ~ Dare to be different, life's short! MATURE UK ESCORTS ~ AVAILABLE LATER TODAY Saturday 21st December, & EVERY DAY now until Christmas, mature guys only, over age of 40, 10AM thru 7PM daily, later up to 9.30PM start time if pre-booked!
We are fun50couple, Hot bisexual UK Escort Couple ~ The UK's best known mature escort couple ~ Formerly featured in & on the cover of Closer magazine ~ Also one of the very few couples where the male is truly bisexual (versatile) & not 'pretend bi', only orally bi, or not even bi at all!
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We're the Escort Couple for YOU
We're a kinky real life couple, Professional Escorts, who like to meet mannerly mature men aged 35+. So, if you're 'straight' but secretly Bi-Curious, Bisexual, a Cuckold, Cross Dresser, Submissive or a Kinkster looking for anything from soft play, vanilla-ish fun, to things more extreme for example double dom(me), SeriousKit, electro etc, get in touch NOW for MMF & MFM fun ~ Newbies very welcome, nerves are normal, it means you're stretching & on your way to new horizons, it means you won't get to later life always 'wondering' (like most coulda-woulda-shoulda dreamers) ~ Local Escort Incalls ~ Five Star Luxury Playroom ~ Northern Home & Hotel Outcalls ~ Bespoke Escort Incall Bookings UK Nationwide ~ High Limits ~ Evereything from voyeurism & vanilla(ish) threeways to heavy Domination & BDSM Sessions ~ Discreet location ~ Get in touch to arrange a meeting. No withheld numbers are answered nor are we interested in text tennis, everything you could possibly want to know is displayed on our own websites (link below) ~ We NEVER meet anyone new without a brief phone chat; no call, no meet, COMMUNICATION is key, not least because if there's no connection... there's no erection. Our phone's on from 7AM to 9PM daily; if we don't answer it's because we're with some-one or 'can't talk' in which case just call back in a wee while, Talk Soon, Minx & Geeze xx
As a Couple
We've been together for over 17 years & are engaged to be married. Both of us are young for our age, outgoing, intuitive & naturally sexy. We enjoy what we do. We are in no way 'victims' as many who knock the 'oldest profession' would have you believe. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There's no need to be shy or nervous. We know what buttons to PRESS to give you an amazing experience; the proof can be seen in our escort reviews going back 13 years. Our meetings range from gentle exploration/soft play, to hard core domination from the two of us, including 'alternative activities' aka fetish, & all things in-between. Some men see us for a 'one off' & a tick on the bucket list, while others are on a journey. It's not uncommon for us to meet with men we've known for years, men who lead a double life, hidden from the ones they love, but a very necessary component of their being, ensuring they remain fulfilled, & able to cope in today's mad world. For most folk, sexuality is fluid, & however 'certain' you might feel about your feelings today, things can, & often DO change. Who knows where one might be, months or years ahead?
Fun50Minx
She's a Scot, fun, easy-going & straight, currently with blonde curly natural hair style. A curvy size 16/32E, Minx has a sunny personality & a 'glass half full' mentality. She enjoys friendly flirtatious banter, while at the same time remaining 100% professional, so don't be worried about nerves, they'll soon be forgotten about within minutes of meeting.
Fun50Geeze
He's English & originally from Northampton, educated but down to earth, with a body years younger than his age; respectable 'down below' with above average endowment. He is passionate about the adult industry & pens a popular escort lifestyle & men's sexuality e-zine called NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS. Geeze keeps fit as a runner, competitive water skier & occasional bodyboarder. He lives an ostensibly straight life, but has been bisexual since childhood. Masculine & 'non scene' he can play 100% str8 if that's what's expected. On the other hand Geeze can be FULL ON bisexually, top or bottom, with very high limits and is a heavy cummer. There are very few MF escort couples in the UK with a truly versatile, fully bi male. In reality, most 'bisexual escort couples' only the females are bi; reading between the lines often reveals the guys to be no more than orally or manually bi, or not even bi at all, so do your homework! Find out more on our websites, we would love to meet you, yes YOU!
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